Wednesday, June 17, 2009
How's About We Tax These Mother F'rs?!
So here's an idea, why don't we lay off the cigarette smokers and wine drinkers, (I still think California should legalize pot and tax it) and start extra taxing the makers and eaters of this vile crap.
Don't get me wrong, I likes me some crap food from time to time, but this....this stuff should only be eaten once you have already heard you only have a month left to live. We can't afford to keep summer school in session, our basketball team had to foot half the bill for their own freaking celebration parade and our residents are losing their houses left and right, to the greedy bank bastards that told them they just HAD to get in the market now...now when the prices are inflated by like twice. But not to worry Southern California, when the Orange County fair rolls around this year, you can stuff your broke asses on these
The deep fried White Castle Burgers
The Krispy Kreme Chicken Sandwich
The scooped out zucchini that has been stuffed with a cheese filled hot dog, deep fried and served with Ranch dip...of course
And brand spanking new this year,
The Kookie Cookie a delightful treat..2 soft oatmeal raisin cookies, one smeared with strawberry sauce, the other with cream cheese and in the middle...deep fried chicken breast