Okay, I am all for convience, but really? We can't even be bothered to swallow pills now? I am an Aspirin person...matter of fact I take my two Bayer each night, it's my little anti-hangover insurance policy, but even in my worst, "state" I can swallow the freaking things! How hard is this really, the damn bottle is not even child proof, it just twists off, you pour two in your puffy palm and wash them down with, well...tonight it is Rose, but water will do if that is all you have, c'mon...is this what we have been reduced to?!
Jesus, this is getting down-right embarrassing, if we are going to try and retain our "world power" status, we might want to think about being less, less "delicate". Really? Aspirin is too hard?! First we had these
Becasue all that licking is too much for our wee ones. Then there was this
Cuzz you know, the whole choking on mints epidemic, how many was it we lost in that one? Speaking of stuff we put in our mouths, was slicing tomatoes or eggs that strenuous, we just HAD to have these
and why wait for your wine to age, or why deal with those, oh so harsh tannins, when there is this to make it softer for you?
Wow...I'm a pretty lazy mother f'er but, dude...I can still manage to push a couple pills down my throat. Gonna have to veto the Aspirin crystals.