Samantha Sans Dosage: Hey Name Maker Upper Guys

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hey Name Maker Upper Guys

Yer Dumb

13 comments:

Thomas said...: Sam,

I received the email blast, too--twice.

The name turned me off completely, so I didn't even look to see what it is. I did ask to be removed from the list.; August 14, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Samantha Dugan said...: Thomas,
We got a postcard at The Wine Country. Dale, (one of the owners of the store) brought it to me and said, "I've got something for your blog"...someone should be fired for that name.; August 14, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Benito said...: Sam,

I'm imagining a commercial in which it is demonstrated that this product is absorbent enough to soak up an entire bottle of wine without leakage.

Cheers,
Benito; August 14, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Samantha Dugan said...: Benito,
Exactly what it said on their website.; August 14, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Ron Washam, HMW said...: My Gorgeous Samantha,

Then again, that's a bottle of Sterling and that stuff is definitely shit.

And, hell, I've been wearing wine diapers for years!

Your HoseMaster; August 14, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Benito said...: Well crap. I thought it was just a protective sleeve as opposed to an actual... diaper.; August 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Michael Hughes said...: Ugh, what is wrong with people?; August 14, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Samantha Dugan said...: Benito,
I was going to post the link but, a) I don't know how, (such a tard) and b) I didn't want send any traffic to their site from mine.

Michael,
Seriously.

Ron,
Now I seem to recall "someone" offering me a ride on the Sterling tram...and a glass of Sterling Merlot...."now who was that?"; August 14, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Sam,
I guess we can say you're Poo-Pooing this?; August 15, 2009 at 9:27 AM
John M. Kelly said...: Sam - do I need this product? Depends...; August 15, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Daddy said...: I just peed my pants laughing at this.

Now that I think of it, the wine diaper could have come in handy.; August 16, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Are you tracking me on your super computer?; August 16, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Samantha Dugan said...: Sheesh Google....not alerting me when I get guests, how rude!

Daddy, John, and The First Anon, clever, all of you.

Anon #2...yes, I can see you right now, listening to Urethra Franklin, lil' stoner. I love you!; August 16, 2009 at 4:57 PM