There were any question that the Riedel people are fucking with us....
I give you Riedel's Mamba decanter. For the ridiculously low price of $525.00 you too can own this artistically stunning, visually captivating, mind bending, warped glass, tubed, wine holder thingie. Gets my snake going for sure....
It's freaking rad. How can you not bask in the sheer genius and bow down before this symbol of utter and complete self-aggrandizing foolishness?
Owning this decanter will prove to everyone what a wine lover you are. How serious you take your evening tipple. How much you respect wine and all that it stands for. How you will go to any lengths to ensure that each sip of wine that passes your lips has been opened to its full potential.
Yup, that and that you are a wad of the first order, a fool with his money, probably have extra room in the crotch of your pants, have people you pay to wash your dishes for you, (Um, seriously, how does one wash this thing?!) and you might want to make an appointment with a psychotherapist who can help you work out your, "I didn't get enough toys" issues.
Or I'm totally wrong, as usual, this is wicked cool and useful and will look way badass sitting next to this
on your wine table.
For me, right on the Veto list.