Friday, August 14, 2009

Hey Name Maker Upper Guys



Yer Dumb

13 comments:

  1. Sam,

    I received the email blast, too--twice.

    The name turned me off completely, so I didn't even look to see what it is. I did ask to be removed from the list.

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  2. Thomas,
    We got a postcard at The Wine Country. Dale, (one of the owners of the store) brought it to me and said, "I've got something for your blog"...someone should be fired for that name.

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  3. Sam,

    I'm imagining a commercial in which it is demonstrated that this product is absorbent enough to soak up an entire bottle of wine without leakage.

    Cheers,
    Benito

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  4. Benito,
    Exactly what it said on their website.

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  5. My Gorgeous Samantha,

    Then again, that's a bottle of Sterling and that stuff is definitely shit.

    And, hell, I've been wearing wine diapers for years!

    Your HoseMaster

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  6. Well crap. I thought it was just a protective sleeve as opposed to an actual... diaper.

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  7. Benito,
    I was going to post the link but, a) I don't know how, (such a tard) and b) I didn't want send any traffic to their site from mine.

    Michael,
    Seriously.

    Ron,
    Now I seem to recall "someone" offering me a ride on the Sterling tram...and a glass of Sterling Merlot...."now who was that?"

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  8. Sam,
    I guess we can say you're Poo-Pooing this?

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  9. Sam - do I need this product? Depends...

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  10. I just peed my pants laughing at this.

    Now that I think of it, the wine diaper could have come in handy.

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  11. Are you tracking me on your super computer?

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  12. Sheesh Google....not alerting me when I get guests, how rude!

    Daddy, John, and The First Anon, clever, all of you.

    Anon #2...yes, I can see you right now, listening to Urethra Franklin, lil' stoner. I love you!

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