tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post3181174336502772043..comments2024-02-28T21:09:17.490-08:00Comments on Samantha Sans Dosage: Quick Detour....Samantha Duganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-5918102555944220162010-11-21T16:51:19.185-08:002010-11-21T16:51:19.185-08:00Thank you so much for that humor break! Your desc...Thank you so much for that humor break! Your descriptions are priceless.The Passionate Palatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484449522130310668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-88873384244170337942010-11-14T06:33:52.039-08:002010-11-14T06:33:52.039-08:00"Hooker Juice" - I'm convulsing I..."Hooker Juice" - I'm convulsing I'm laughing so hard. Although partly because I was too lazy to stuck up some decent vino before this sloppy Sunday, & just schlumped across the street to the crap market run by Middle Easterners who think I'm an idiot - it's where we buy 'emergency wine'- cheap-@$$ Tuscan Hooch (3 Euro 50 per bottle, to be exact)to wash down some Pecorino and leftover mushroom pasta. It's just the kind of place where one would buy 'hooker juice' come to think of it. Still giggling...thank you!Val https://www.blogger.com/profile/17756024122711114873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-42388034941315964842010-11-13T08:28:56.932-08:002010-11-13T08:28:56.932-08:00vinosseur,
This one would never think of doing any...vinosseur,<br />This one would never think of doing any homework, she clearly knows nothing about wine or the wine business. She was just some hag peddling some stuff, mattered not to whom for her. But I know what you mean and I get that all the time as a Champagne buyer, get to hear all the sales guys telling me how their bubbles are better than Moet and Clicquot without even bothering to notice that I carry neither...argh.<br /><br />Sara,<br />Oh this stuff has The Situation written all over it.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-2536720667937322132010-11-13T07:09:12.166-08:002010-11-13T07:09:12.166-08:00Hooker Juice!! Love it!
And I'm pretty sure th...Hooker Juice!! Love it!<br />And I'm pretty sure this is the sh*t the cast of Jersey Shore parties withSara Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06058056977783867772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-84822807788714961542010-11-13T02:45:35.403-08:002010-11-13T02:45:35.403-08:00Hahaha!
I Love it when a distributor/importer/sa...Hahaha! <br /><br />I Love it when a distributor/importer/sales rep does their homework before coming in for a visit with a bottle of something that if they HAD done their homework, would be embarrassed come anywhere near me with!<br /><br /><br />Nice, honest write-up! Thanks for giving me a good laugh before I head to work!<br /><br />Cheers,vinosseurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01589504463124738079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-16938170224424928632010-11-12T19:45:07.881-08:002010-11-12T19:45:07.881-08:00Nancy,
Seriously, whadda twit. I think she was goi...Nancy,<br />Seriously, whadda twit. I think she was going for that hard nosed salesperson thing but executed poorly....might have been the dismount, this cranky judge gave her a 2.0. <br /><br />Ron My Love,<br />Hate to admit it but the widow Clicquot has nothing to fear...yeah that hurt a little. I was thinking it might be the drink of choice for a certain new player (ahem) in the MS Conspiracy....<br />I love you too!<br /><br />Hey Bling Daddy,<br />I was going to go for Big Daddy but since you got my tat placement wrong I resisted. NOT ON MY ASS, slightly just above. That tears it, next time I'm visiting with you and you are stuffing me...with Champagne and oyster that is, I'm gonna show you the damn thing so you shall never get it wrong again. Miss you already...Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-1670145778838118952010-11-12T18:43:56.886-08:002010-11-12T18:43:56.886-08:00I have figured out the problem. It's the bling...I have figured out the problem. It's the bling. Smart people don't get sucked in by the bling. We don't wear strands of gold chain. We don't choose our wine for the packaging. We don't have tats on our asses. Oh wait, I may have gone too far there. Pierre Peters will never forgive me.Bling Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-13583000885507036062010-11-12T11:49:46.251-08:002010-11-12T11:49:46.251-08:00My Gorgeous Samantha,
So, was it better than Veuv...My Gorgeous Samantha,<br /><br />So, was it better than Veuve Clicquot? <br /><br />You know what, I love the packaging! It's like a bottle of sparkling wine murdered by Goldfinger.<br /><br />God, I miss the retail wine biz.<br /><br />I love you!Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-60326947679797939822010-11-12T10:01:26.890-08:002010-11-12T10:01:26.890-08:00Wow, I wish I were a sales rep like that! Let'...Wow, I wish I were a sales rep like that! Let's see: 1. don't listen to your customer, 2. force customer to take what she already said no to, 3. be pushy, 4. insist, even after customer gives you a legitimate reason why she doesn't want to stock your nasty offering. Ugh!!! Why doesn't she hit up Ralphs or Albertson's instead? Or does that make too much logical sense?Nancy Deprezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898821881106722982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-89366877576235822772010-11-12T09:03:21.696-08:002010-11-12T09:03:21.696-08:00John My Sweet Friend,
Least the Sophia is just vap...John My Sweet Friend,<br />Least the Sophia is just vapid this shit was truly terrible. Ugly and terrible, I expect to see it show up on The Housewives of Orange County any day now....Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-19566927477330038622010-11-12T08:28:43.206-08:002010-11-12T08:28:43.206-08:00At least that Sophia Coppola swill had a clever pa...At least that Sophia Coppola swill had a clever package. And a hot spokesmodel. <br /><br />Honest to god if I saw that shite on the shelf at my market I'd give the wine buyer a dope slap. I'd buy Cooks before I picked up that bottle - at least with Cooks I know what I'm getting for my money. <br /><br />Sam, get to know the wine buyer for Vons. That way when some pushy rep comes in and says their "juice" is doing well there you pick up your phone and call, with the rep standing there. Imagine the fun of being able to turn to her and say: "gee the Vons buyer says they have not moved case one across all their stores."John M. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343670865804216103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-81455905975006500072010-11-12T07:33:10.860-08:002010-11-12T07:33:10.860-08:00Jon,
Sure as shit aint short on shinny.
Thomas,
T...Jon,<br />Sure as shit aint short on shinny.<br /><br />Thomas,<br />The thing that bugged me on a personal level about that woman is she clearly knew dick about wine and she was giving me shit. Hey, not everyone knows wine, I am fine with that. Not everyone has beautiful wines to sell, get that too but don't get up in my grill and act like I'm the idiot when I don't want you to waste a bottle I know I am not going to bring in...k?!<br /><br />Another Day of Crazy,<br />This thing has trailer park christening written all over it. If the Nascar folks ever get in a beef with those milk people, I got their wine.<br /><br />Michael,<br />Sadly, it's real.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-30264371946530509302010-11-12T07:13:16.120-08:002010-11-12T07:13:16.120-08:00Oh hell noOh hell noMichael Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593120496257449050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-46151961409682707152010-11-12T06:55:43.887-08:002010-11-12T06:55:43.887-08:00Your palate never ceases to amaze me... if one say...Your palate never ceases to amaze me... if one says to me "Beverly Hills" or "Vegas", and asked me what the terroir would taste like on the palate, well hell's bell's Sam, the insipid stank of Budweiser would indeed be it. 'Course, I'd just call it cat piss water... but, you know, insipid stank works too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-90336173930752057512010-11-12T05:21:20.274-08:002010-11-12T05:21:20.274-08:00Sam,
Maybe you didn't like the wine because o...Sam,<br /><br />Maybe you didn't like the wine because of the set up that psychologically prepared you to hate the stuff.<br /><br />No emoticon, but tongue is firmly planted in cheek!!!Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-79184909122960658282010-11-12T05:19:28.647-08:002010-11-12T05:19:28.647-08:00But the package is sooo classy!
BarfBut the package is sooo classy!<br /><br />BarfJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01649224959979005598noreply@blogger.com