tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post5746529604033300318..comments2024-02-28T21:09:17.490-08:00Comments on Samantha Sans Dosage: What A Critic Is SayingSamantha Duganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-31596561883034135272012-10-28T03:59:10.012-07:002012-10-28T03:59:10.012-07:00Well, as a professional English major who teaches ...Well, as a professional English major who teaches grammar sometimes, let me say: anyone who thinks proper grammar is more important than speaking to another human being with normal tenderness, empathy, consideration, anyone who thinks extra periods in sentences matter more than attacking a person's physical appearance and character, this person is either 1) a disturbed individual with a personality disorder, or 2) the most cruel, immature, poor excuse for a gentleman I have ever encountered in the blogsphere. or both. quoting Joe: soulful expression is inherent. I think when you get the hatemail Sam, what they hate is how real you are, and how much courage you show by being so transparent as a writer, woman, human being. TroyMelissalngdhttp://marcovcarpenterj.devhub.com/blog/986227-pack-on-more-muscle-with-these-muscle-building-tips/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-28313845751613798162012-10-28T00:20:45.944-07:002012-10-28T00:20:45.944-07:00If you can stand another naked female hug, I'm...If you can stand another naked female hug, I'm sending one, too. And spelled properly - I hope. Oops! Are dashes allowed?Eddie Fleminghttp://joelehansoni.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/weight-loss-ideas-anyone-can-easily-use-452206/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-62758235440810140982010-05-11T19:50:23.915-07:002010-05-11T19:50:23.915-07:00Eric,
Sir you just made my day. Big ass grin on...Eric,<br /><br /> Sir you just made my day. Big ass grin on this mug right now I assure you. Thank you and I am sending you big hugs.<br /><br />See Robert!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-49062279563157011192010-05-11T19:33:17.930-07:002010-05-11T19:33:17.930-07:00Even when you're dealing with bullshit I enjoy...Even when you're dealing with bullshit I enjoy reading your blog.<br /><br />All the best,<br />Eric AsimovErichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12729061176684003082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-43190136202127870872010-05-10T05:35:41.383-07:002010-05-10T05:35:41.383-07:00Annie,
I am sure that I have now set some kind ...Annie,<br /><br /> I am sure that I have now set some kind of record for naked female bloggers...well, outside those conventions anyway. so thank you girlie!<br /><br />Alfonso,<br /> Ad it turns out I am heading to Florida on Thursday so I will see what I can do. Thanks for checking out my stuff dude.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-25542612747036832402010-05-09T21:28:13.710-07:002010-05-09T21:28:13.710-07:00an oil slick letter. just keeps spreading it's...an oil slick letter. just keeps spreading it's goo. looks like you figured out a containment solution. Now would you please call BP and us.gov and help them with their little problem?<br /><br />enjoyed the post, as alwaysAlfonso Cevolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16983431475848714789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-51017522728300608842010-05-07T13:01:32.085-07:002010-05-07T13:01:32.085-07:00Holy crap! What a TOOL this Mr. Robert is. Sorry...Holy crap! What a TOOL this Mr. Robert is. Sorry I lagged on getting in on all the naked female huggin...here you go: {{{nakedness}}}}<br />Oh yeah, and a big shout out and thanks to Robert for creating a huge, virtual, cyber-orgie. You got that goin for ya!!! Peace.Annie Brownehttp://www.hootnannieblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-46550354663454807952010-05-06T17:59:34.544-07:002010-05-06T17:59:34.544-07:00Anon,
I have to agree, male or female...still a ...Anon,<br /> I have to agree, male or female...still a dick.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-19461434886870178272010-05-05T20:35:24.994-07:002010-05-05T20:35:24.994-07:00Kelly,
Screw the cretin's feelings I adored ...Kelly,<br /> Screw the cretin's feelings I adored your response. Thank you so much for weighing in here...means a lot. Guy was a total douche and I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that he would feel so compelled to barf up his evil on me. Less worried about his observations thanks to all of sweet words of support, including yours...but just bothered that anyone would feel the need to lash out like that at someone that writes a lame ass blog that he has to choose to come too. What the hell up with that? Miserable, he is a miserable human and as the day comes to a close I find that I just feel sorry for him. Thanks for contributing and good point on the critic picture, just felt like the look fit!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-81369303575418173092010-05-05T20:05:14.375-07:002010-05-05T20:05:14.375-07:00Sam,
What a shitty and sad display of nastiness ...Sam,<br /> <br />What a shitty and sad display of nastiness on this guy's part! It takes being brave to write honestly and passionately about wine, food, or whatever it may be one loves. It takes a coward, on the other hand, to hurl gratuitous insults from behind a cloak of anonymity.<br /><br />The only mistake I can see in your blog is that you chose a picture of "The Critic" from <i>Ratatouille</i> because that guy ended up having a soul which this guy clearly does not. <br /><br />Hopefully I've spelled everything correctly and punctuated my sentences properly so that he might find credence in my response.<br /><br />KellyUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13462955148960378960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-15824293321958819262010-05-05T18:42:28.357-07:002010-05-05T18:42:28.357-07:00Heather,
Wow, sounds like you know what the hell...Heather,<br /> Wow, sounds like you know what the hell you are talking about there lady...what are ya a head shrinker?<br /><br />Ron My Love,<br /> I know I know, you would ignore it but that just isn't be babe. I find something healing about sharing even the stuff that makes me cringe. When I write about it it is as if I am releasing it and for that I am so very grateful to have this place. Otherwise I would be festering and seething, feeling worse about myself and likely getting pretty angry...now I am free of it, of him and feeling much better. No doubt the support I find here helps me feel like there is a tiny village at my back, keeping me strong, making me proud. You all warm my heart so. I'll work on that something sexy for you My Love....<br /><br />Troy,<br /> You know your praise has always humbled me, I am so flattered and you are very right...that dude is pretty twisted. Big hugs to you...got a bunch of naked girls here, just sayin'<br /><br />My Sweet Ass Charlie,<br /> Yeah, let's just talk basketball baby...you know how to get my lit up. I did see your Celtics kick some ass the other night and I begrudgingly admit they looked really good. Cleveland is one hell of a team and I am torn about who I would like to see my Lakers face. I think Cleveland might choke again so part of me is hoping for them but to relive a Celtics Lakers series...with YOU, dude think that is where my heart is. We will simply have to make a wager sweetheart, (drinking Pastis right this very second by the way) and that Champagne and junk that goes with it sounds perfect. Cannot wait!<br /><br />k2,<br /> Oh kid be careful what you wish for. It is pretty awful to be picked apart like that with no way to argue or explain. Even if the person is a total cheese dick, makes no difference...still painful. I stopped giving a shit about how people think I look years ago and each and every time I am sucked back into trying to please people that way I end up feeling pretty hollow. It isn't me to lend much value to such things and seeing as looks are just as subjective as wine....i have to think there has to be something for everyone. That being said, thank you...that was beyond sweet. Big kisses to you.<br /><br />John,<br /> Yup, let's ignore him and talk sexy as hell Barolo Chinato. Damn I am jealous you still had some, would give anything to be feeling that sultry, silky, sweet and bitter liquid slide down my throat right now...shit, the hairs on my arms just stood up. One of my reps, (and as it turns out...readers) Kate also got a bottle and she had been drinking a little bit with some wacky chocolates she brought back from Provence, you know the kind with thyme and what not in them. She told me she finished the box and the bottle on the same night and almost cried that they were both gone. So glad you enjoyed it and I am positively thrilled that I was the one that introduced it to you. Love you lots kid.<br /><br />Chris,<br /> You are just the sweetest thing and I got the copy of your book today in the mail...lady it is simply beautiful and I cannot wait to snuggle into it. I'll take that hug and just how much girl action am I getting now...feeling saucy and stuff!<br /><br />Webb,<br /> Always. I always have more room for one more naked hug. Thank you, thank you, thank you!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-74207094886937468522010-05-05T12:43:23.363-07:002010-05-05T12:43:23.363-07:00If you can stand another naked female hug, I'm...If you can stand another naked female hug, I'm sending one, too. And spelled properly - I hope. Oops! Are dashes allowed?webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15168174623602308906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-75798778642923740332010-05-05T11:44:18.756-07:002010-05-05T11:44:18.756-07:00HUGE HUGS from another female fan. Hang in there....HUGE HUGS from another female fan. Hang in there.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06226982775472622065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-82956573932085150422010-05-05T11:39:14.344-07:002010-05-05T11:39:14.344-07:00SO... With this unfortunate incident dealt with an...SO... With this unfortunate incident dealt with and well behind us... <br /><br />Sam the other night I had the last sip of the Chinato you sent with a square of Vosges "Creole: New Orleans style chicory coffee + cocoa nibs + Sao Thome bittersweet chocolate, 70% cacao." OMFG to think I drank most of the bottle neat or in Negronis when I could have been having it with chocolate! God's. Freakin'. Gift.John M. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343670865804216103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-65633231753377368672010-05-05T10:58:13.974-07:002010-05-05T10:58:13.974-07:00Holy Shit! I would kill to get that kind of hate ...Holy Shit! I would kill to get that kind of hate mail. I have to say I am jealous. Obviously, you struck a chord in the sack, one that I am sure will resonate in his pompous brain for near a millenia. The thing this guy fails to get is that people read you because you speak from your heart and soul and that is why people like Charlie Olken and Eric Asimov read you. Namedrop schmamedrop. Screw 'em. You have far too much class with this. I would have had the damn thing posted on my blog, my FB page, Twitter, Flickr, and any other social media outlet I could find. Just to show everyone what a jerkoff he be. Or is. Tell him to put his red pen away, drink a bottle of wine, and shutthefuckup. And I've seen your pic too Sam. He would be so lucky.k2http://underthegrapetree.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-92119915309015906202010-05-05T10:06:35.139-07:002010-05-05T10:06:35.139-07:00My Gorgeous Charlie,
Oddly, I also got hate mail ...My Gorgeous Charlie,<br /><br />Oddly, I also got hate mail from women you dated in high school. Came Pony Express.<br /><br />I do kind of hope it's a Lakers/Celtics Finals just to see you and Samantha go after it. After all, no way in Hell my Dodgers and your Red Sox are in the Series this year. Gonna be a long season.<br /><br />And by the way, not only is Parker dead, but every other critic named Robert is dead too! Balzer, Finigan, Thompson and this bozo. Parker's ghost told me, the Ghost of Ratings Past.Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-64981117653858396992010-05-05T09:33:24.515-07:002010-05-05T09:33:24.515-07:00Ron, you have never received hate mail from women?...Ron, you have never received hate mail from women? I got hate mail from most of the women I dated in high school. <br /><br />Sam, whether this is the dead Robert Parker coming back to haunt you because you are a friend of Ron's or some other dead Robert, this sad dude has real issues if he is threatened by a woman who can speak from the heart. <br /><br />He's dead to the world and not worth the attention you have lavished on him. So, let's take basketball instead. Did you notice how my Celtics took apart Le Bron and the Cavs in Cleveland the other night? Could be the Celtics and the Lakers in the finals again. We will have to make a wager if that happens.<br /><br />We can do it the painful way. I will drink Pastis if the Lakers win and you will drink that yukky CA wine if the Celtics win. <br /><br />Or we just agree to drink a lot of bubbly no matter who wins. The loser to show up at the winner's chosen place with a bottle or six and appropriate accompaniments.<br /><br />Love you, as we all do. And I would like to get in the line for one of those naked hugs.Charlie Olkenhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-29267158329223967052010-05-05T09:28:10.595-07:002010-05-05T09:28:10.595-07:00Well, as a professional English major who teaches ...Well, as a professional English major who teaches grammar sometimes, let me say: anyone who thinks proper grammar is more important than speaking to another human being with normal tenderness, empathy, consideration, anyone who thinks extra periods in sentences matter more than attacking a person's physical appearance and character, this person is either 1) a disturbed individual with a personality disorder, or 2) the most cruel, immature, poor excuse for a gentleman I have ever encountered in the blogsphere. or both.<br /><br />quoting Joe: soulful expression is inherent. I think when you get the hatemail Sam, what they hate is how real you are, and how much courage you show by being so transparent as a writer, woman, human being.<br /><br />TroyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-90206924304194083782010-05-05T09:27:19.690-07:002010-05-05T09:27:19.690-07:00Dearest Sam,
Finally found what I was actually lo...Dearest Sam,<br /><br />Finally found what I was actually looking for, to Robert and any future knuckle draggers that dare cross your path... my wish for you:<br /><br />May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the<br /><br />crotch of the person who screws up your day<br /><br />and may their arms be too short to scratch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-87267998181461766702010-05-05T09:12:23.351-07:002010-05-05T09:12:23.351-07:00My Gorgeous Samantha,
Wouldn't it be more apr...My Gorgeous Samantha,<br /><br />Wouldn't it be more apropos for there to be a naked guy hug? Count me in. And I mean IN.<br /><br />Perfect grammar and articulateness may be a sign of education, but they are surely not a sign of intelligence. His letter attests to that.<br /><br />I, for one, wish you would ignore your hate mail, not write about it. You flatter him with the word "critic." Why not "What a Coward is Saying?" Anonymous hate mail sent to a private email address is indefensibly an act of cowardice. Giving the coward a moment in the sun is, in my opinion, not the way to handle it. Leave the insect under the rock, don't turn the rock over and give him the Light.<br /><br />And you shouldn't concede anything to him. You are not a name-dropper any more than any other blogger. Shit, Steve Heimoff brags about being Steve Heimoff twice a week--he's his most ardent fan. And I count most of the "big" bloggers as devoted haters--Alder and Alice, in alphabetical order. That's a form of name-dropping. After all, the coward dropped his own last name.<br /><br />It's a sad world when a man spends so much time reading a brilliant and talented woman's work and decides that the best way to deal with disagreeing with her is to berate and insult her. This kind of behavior makes me embarrassed to be a man. I cannot imagine a woman writing a letter like his. I cannot remember ever receiving a letter like this from a woman--and I've received dozens from men over the years. It's humiliating to admit I share a gender with cowards like him. Maybe that's why I wish you wouldn't dignify it with a response. It truly makes me ashamed to be a man.<br /><br />OK, now write something sexy and beautiful so we can get back to wine.<br /><br />I love you!<br /><br />Much More Than Ever.<br /><br />Your HoseMasterRon Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-22445956385070660242010-05-05T08:43:12.478-07:002010-05-05T08:43:12.478-07:00Marcia,
It did upset me at first. Not sure I re...Marcia,<br /><br /> It did upset me at first. Not sure I read this way but I am very sensitive, so reading hate thrown at me sucked but....the second he got into the fact that I demonize California and the shit about my looks I just started laughing. Full of shit, that guy is full of shit.<br /><br />Romes,<br /><br /> Well hello stranger! Another naked girl hug?! Dude, I am getting more action than Robert probably ever has! Thank you so much.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-84776494776151927832010-05-05T08:12:56.305-07:002010-05-05T08:12:56.305-07:00You handled it well. Robert's writing shows fa...You handled it well. Robert's writing shows far more about what a [bleep] he is than any effect his words could have on you. [Bleep for me - not you - I know I don't <i>need</i> to bleep out anything in the comments section.]<br /><br />I recently had a "colleague" (not!) email me a trail of invective verbiage. Of course it said far more about the sender than about me.<br /><br />The most annoying part of being on the receiving end of that stuff is your initial reaction. You just can't help the silly seesaw of emotions over the intrusion into your world (all the while thinking, "What an idiot/bleep this guy is!!!")'cuz you don't know it's even coming so you can brace up. <br /><br />But as the minutes pass you get a grip and only get mad 'cuz your emotions got sucked into it for even the briefest of moments. And how dare this bleeper get even the remotest bit of emotional reaction out of you?! So you breathe a minute, and then you go on with your day....Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-77059878207986228822010-05-05T07:49:21.671-07:002010-05-05T07:49:21.671-07:00Dave,
Classic!
Andrew,
Oh yeah I'm sure I...Dave,<br /> Classic!<br /><br />Andrew,<br /> Oh yeah I'm sure I am on Parker's radar. Plus he's dead no?<br /><br />Nancy,<br /> Guy was a piece of work. Kind of sad when you think about it...Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-56435880785590916672010-05-05T07:32:12.193-07:002010-05-05T07:32:12.193-07:00No need to omit the last name, we all know it'...No need to omit the last name, we all know it's Robert Parker you're sparring with. I'd score your rebuttal 96+ points and now you can name drop HIM as well! :)Andrew Rosshttp://www.strangerthanfictiontv.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-34066954864435441692010-05-05T07:09:03.965-07:002010-05-05T07:09:03.965-07:00Robert, if you're still lurking and not too bu...Robert, if you're still lurking and not too busy molesting small animals, I'd like to channel some thoughts from Carnac the Great:<br /><br /> * May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.<br /><br /> * May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.<br /><br /> * May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.<br /><br /> * May your prize bull hate cows.<br /><br /> * May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.<br /><br /> * May your Perrier water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.<br /><br /> * May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.<br /><br />And since you edukated types require references:<br />http://www.tvacres.com/words_carnac.htmDavenoreply@blogger.com