tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post1426085025678074218..comments2024-02-28T21:09:17.490-08:00Comments on Samantha Sans Dosage: Might I recommend Hesh.Samantha Duganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-44870537228840797432013-12-20T10:51:40.181-08:002013-12-20T10:51:40.181-08:00Charlie My Sweet,
Why thank you dear man. I'm ...Charlie My Sweet,<br />Why thank you dear man. I'm such a chick but these little strokes from you remarkable dudes, well it goes a long way in making me a happier and more confident woman. So thank you for the years of all that there. My very best to you and your loving family Sir Charles. Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-50760872331880725692013-12-20T09:06:11.780-08:002013-12-20T09:06:11.780-08:00Great column. So full of truth.
This is where yo...Great column. So full of truth. <br /><br />This is where your story-telling abilities meets the wine floor. <br /><br />Thanks for reminding us that wine is wine.<br /><br />And happy, happy and merry, merry.<br /><br />CharlieCharlie Olkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02513782687786106137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-23286946099709985032013-12-19T12:03:33.881-08:002013-12-19T12:03:33.881-08:00Ron My Love,
"Snotballs" can I quote you...Ron My Love,<br />"Snotballs" can I quote you on that? Ah yes, the "Keep the price tag on" and "Hey, could you put a higher price on their" folks. Still happens Love. The latter say it like they are joking but when I say, "I can do that" they always have me do it. So bloody tacky, not to mention stupid. You hand someone a bottle of say, The Prisoner with a $60 price tag and they are thinking, "What an idiot, he/she paid that much for this?!"...wankers. Oh well, I married into one of those families too, my mother in-law always leaves the price tags on and always checks the back of greeting cards...such weird fucking behavior to me but, so it goes.<br /><br />I'll try and hang in here handsome, even when I feel like my bits are hanging out! I love you too! Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-20714395640148603892013-12-19T09:58:24.005-08:002013-12-19T09:58:24.005-08:00My Gorgeous Samantha,
The best part of this hilari...My Gorgeous Samantha,<br />The best part of this hilarious post is that I can sit here and comment and not have to go to work at my retail wine shop after. Man, do I remember all these folks. Restaurants have their own set of snotballs to deal with, but retail, at Christmas, tops them all.<br /><br />One of my favorites--a guy wanted his bottles gift-wrapped with price tags "accidentally" left on the bottles. Only he wanted us to put $24.99 price tags on $11.99 bottles. Yup, so WE looked like price gougers. It's one thing to be cheap, it's another to ask folks to conspire so that you don't seem to be. He's the guy slipping slugs into the Salvation Army kettles.<br /><br />Hang in there, Gorgeous! I love you!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-52667269664576227552013-12-19T00:46:09.440-08:002013-12-19T00:46:09.440-08:00Sara,
Oh, I'm not suffering too much. Just the...Sara,<br />Oh, I'm not suffering too much. Just the usual toil of retail or service...hell talk to a server at like Olive Garden, they have to have some stories! Can't even begin to imagine.<br /><br />Thanks for the comment/groan...and twat is a far too ignored word that I am hell bent on bringing back. Happy holidays to you, Fifty and Gregory. Love you sweet lady. Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-43387196793635297592013-12-19T00:32:14.727-08:002013-12-19T00:32:14.727-08:00This might be my favorite post of yours ever. I...This might be my favorite post of yours ever. I'm sorry that you've had to suffer through holiday season retail hell to give it to us so I wanted to say, thank you for making my day :)<br />P.S. And this --> "Tell that to a bottle of Montrachet you twat"... freaking awesome. Sara Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06058056977783867772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-82239877476879904082013-12-18T21:14:54.603-08:002013-12-18T21:14:54.603-08:00Marcia,
Like I said, I mostly share the good stuf...Marcia,<br /><br />Like I said, I mostly share the good stuff because that's what I get most of the time but I am still given to my very me rants. Thankfully for me too. I wouldn't be buying all that, "It's all wonderful" bullshit either. Not me and so not true. Not sure if you read before or after but I added a bit to the end of this post tonight...a woman that actually sort of inspired the post. Yes, worse than the old lady I ached to shot-put! <br /><br />Thanks for popping by lady, and for commenting. Always nice to hear from you. I've heard this post in being shared and have seen it linked all over Facebook but writing when no one says anything is like making love to someone that makes no noise...uninspiring as fuck. So thanks for keeping the light on for me Marcia! I am hanging in, and for the most part, enjoying it...the days I don't, I buy Champagne! Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-37151354771465706372013-12-18T18:49:49.427-08:002013-12-18T18:49:49.427-08:00Another winner! Loved this. My, you have the patie...Another winner! Loved this. My, you have the patience of a saint (but not the disposition, thankfully)!<br /><br />Back to Burgundy - yup, suuuuuuuuuuureee tasted like it. LOL<br /><br />Hang in there. Only a few crazy days left (before the New Year's countdown begins)!Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-80034857760411507852013-12-18T10:29:41.742-08:002013-12-18T10:29:41.742-08:00Thomas,
Which is why I still do this and you don&#...Thomas,<br />Which is why I still do this and you don't! <br /><br />Webb,<br />I was considering picking that tiny old lady up and putting her outside. She was THAT crazy making. Most the stories of our customers are nice one, that's because most days my work is a pleasure...but sometimes?! Mother f'er. <br /><br />I am hanging on lady and I managed not one but two open bottles of grower Champagne last night so you can bet your bippie I am taking care of me!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-35344985268850501192013-12-18T09:47:05.469-08:002013-12-18T09:47:05.469-08:00The fact that you have not yet punched out any of ...The fact that you have not yet punched out any of the above-mentioned folks proves that you are way better suited to retail than I am. I would be in the local women's prison by now... murder still being illegal in Virginia. <br /><br />Hang on, Sam, it's less than a week now. You can do it! Just be sure you have at least 10 bottles of the good stuff on hand for yourself. webbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15168174623602308906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4819829113979242722.post-30545578379593562592013-12-18T07:36:15.234-08:002013-12-18T07:36:15.234-08:00Ha! My staff used to keep me away from customers d...Ha! My staff used to keep me away from customers during such times of the year...Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.com